With being pregnant. Im sick of thinking about it ,talking about it being asked about it. Today im offically overdue and i have to wonder WHEN THE FUCK is this labour going to start. Im sorry I sound harsh I’m aware, I sound like a broken freaking record.
Ive been trying loads to try and get this party started. On the off chance anyone else is in the same boat you may be intreasted in what i have to say (or you might be thinking shut the heck up woman). Here’s my list to date:
Sex- didnt work
Hot curry (hot for me anyway)-didnt work
Bouncing on a birthing ball- This one has brought on some braxton hicks which i need to get my inner cervix thined out. Annoyingly i had one from before but lost the plug and managed to spilt the pump. This time we picked one up from amazon for a tenner (happy days) the bonus is Max thinks this large ball is for him so he can play with it when im done. The downside is i have to fight him to use it when hes awake. Seriously its a battle the kids a gladiator.
Nipple stimulation- i dug out my old crappy tommee tippee eletric breastpump and gave that a whirl. So far nothing but sore nipples and a bad back from that. It was a piece of shit before and not much has changed. Word of advice dont waste your money.
Thats all for me so far. Im starting to run out of ideas pretty soon im just going to have to embrace the fact its not going to happen. Il have to have another sweep and if that dont work be induced.
Please tell me theres somebody elae going thru the same as me.